Tag: cat

Teapot Kitty Song

(to the tune of “I’m A Little Teapot”) I’m a little kitty. Hear me meow. This is my tail and this is my mouth. When I get all riled up you will shout: Owww, damnit jerk-cat you bit me again!!!!

Relationship Goals

Sometimes, I just wanna chill with Lucy. Snuggle down with her in a sunny patch on the dining room floor. Let her purr and drool all over me. The Baby and the Swing


This cat won’t stop barking at me! I didn’t even do anything. Kibble? Check Water? Check Toys? Check Warm Spot? Check Pats on the head? Check WHAT DO YOU WANT KITTEH!!!!! She wants Jonathan. Jonathan comes home. A…nd she ignores the both of us. #storyofmylifewiththisdemonicneedycatthatlikesroutineandbothherhumanshomeatthesametimegrraa

Thinking Cap

┬áSometimes I wonder what the Juice is thinking. She’s a small kitty, with big emotions. I’m pretty sure she’s always contemplating escape routes, but then just decides to take a nap instead. Her little boopable nose is just unbearable sometimes and I have to bother her. It’s only fair. She bothers me every chance I… Read more »

Between Two Shoes

One of Lucy’s favorite things to do is to keep tabs on us. The easiest way is to be between us and or within view of us. Two Christmas’s ago Jonathan bought a cardboard castle for the kitty-poops. It fit directly between our computer stations so she could laze, scratch, and be within paw reach…. Read more »

Plastic Kitteh Chews

Lucy likes to chew on plastic. Lucy likes to chew on plastic at 5am. Lucy likes to run away from me at 5am for chewing on plastic. Lucy likes to chew on plastic in the living room after I’ve settled back into bed. Lucy gets sprayed with water at 5am. Derp.

I love my cat.

Really. I do love my little Lucy Furball Purrball.

1 Month Down

Married: 1 month down? Not exactly. Closer to 3 weeks. How is Lucy taking it? She’s peeved at the mountains of gift boxes, she’s peeved that I didn’t give her any chicken. Upside? I found her dynamite catnip toy. Up-Up side (which is also an ‘eww’ side) she has sufficiently drooled all over it. In… Read more »